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This is where it gets fun. Spend $100, get deluxe samples of Protini Cream and Beste No. 9 cleanser. Spend $150, you’ll get all those plus B-Hydra, T.L.C. Framboos, and Ceramighty!

Protini Cream Deluxe Sample and Beste Jelly Cleanser Deluxe Sample available on orders over $100; Additional B-Hydra Serum Deluxe Sample, T.L.C. Framboos Deluxe Sample, and Ceramighty Eye Cream Deluxe Sample. Limited quantities available while supplies last. Valid on qualifying orders placed from 5/30/2026 at 3:00 a.m. ET through 6/7/2026 at 2:59 a.m. ET. Excludes gift cards.

 

Offer valid only valid on Lala Retro Cream 50 ml, Lala Retro Refill, Protini Cream 50 ml, Protini Cream 100 ml, Protini Cream Refill, Virgin Marula Oil 30 ml, Mello Marula 150 ml, Beste No.9 Cleanser 150 ml, Bora Barrier 50 ml, Bora Barrier Refill. Must add full-sizes, refills, and qualifying minis to cart to receive offer. 50% off valid only on Lala Cream 15 ml, Protini Cream 15 ml. Bora Barrier 15 ml, Virgin Marula Oil 15 ml, Mello Marula 60 ml, Bester No. 9 Cleanser 60 ml. Limited quantities available while supplies. Valid on qualifying orders placed from 3/16/2026 at 3:00 a.m. ET through 3/24/2026 at 2:59 a.m. ET. Excludes gift cards.
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Meet Team Drunk!

Drunk Mag Team

Meet Team Drunk!

Between us, we…

…are all over the map. We live in over 75 different zip (and postal!) codes around the world.

…speak over 20 languages.

…love pets. Thirty-seven of us have dogs. Twenty of us have cats. (And one of us has ferrets.)

…embrace loungewear. Sixty-five percent of us have worn our pajamas to a Zoom meeting. (Which means 35% of us are liars.)

…practice what we preach. Forty-three percent of us use 4 to 6 DE products on a typical day (and 24% of us use over 10!).

…kind of like basketball. At least 17% of us are Houston Rockets fans.

…are astrologically imbalanced. For reasons unknown, we have more Geminis on staff than Pisces, Cancers, and Sagittarians combined.

…really love two products in particular. Team Protini beats Team C-Firma by a nose.

…can be stubborn. Five of us refuse to pick only one favorite DE product.

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